December 2010
12 posts
The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas →
The year I learned that Christmas did not, in fact, originate as a celebration of my amazing ability to temporarily transform into a “good” child for a few weeks was the year my grandparents took me…
You’re just not getting it, Sugar →
From Stacey in Jacksonville, Florida: the blitzkrieg approach to ongoing breakroom disorder.
And from Englewood, Colorado…the passive-aggressive approach:
trash bag for my SUV :) With removable clear... →
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Recipe Card Maker | Skip To My Lou →
vi.sualize.us →
vi.sualize.us
Shhhh! →
I don’t know what the local library is like in your town, but around here, it’s regarded by some (*cough* *cough* me) as somewhat of a halfway house for juvenile delinquents, the retired, the…
hello (by Simon Turner) →
hello (by Simon Turner)
Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Elizabeth... →
As if we didn’t already believe they were the worst people on earth, the hatemongering Westboro Baptist Church says it will picket a “respectful distance” from Elizabeth Edwards’ funeral,…
Get crackin'... →
Elaine decided to take Gary up on his bet that he could “finish any bowl of nuts in one sitting.”
GIF: Datz Karma fer U, Kid! →
Moar gifs dis-a-way!
Faeborit Coment: “Kitteh – 1. Kid – 0.” – jingyfae
New Dating Site Unites Music Geeks [Modern Love] →
We’re digging this new trend in online dating, in which you zero in on certain enthusiasms. First there was the bookworm meet-n-greet, ALikewise. And now, for the Rob Gordons amongst us: Tastebuds
January 2010
21 posts
Happy Bunday!
(Thanks, Melissa!) →
Happy Bunday!
(Thanks, Melissa!)
Mom’s Gold Star
It’s been a minute since I last... →
Mom’s Gold Star
It’s been a minute since I last posted a Mom’s Gold Star, but it’s back! Yesss. Today’s Gold Star Award goes out to ‘C.’ C, I don’t know your first name, but I’m guessing…
Nothing Says "I Love You, Darling," Like 120,000... →
Dick Kleis, a farmer in Zwingle, Iowa, decided to surprise his wife by spelling out “Hap B Day Luv U” in manure for her birthday. Though Biff Tannen surely wouldn’t appreciate such a gesture,…
Thanks For Sharing, But Your Bra Color Isn't Going... →
If you’re a Facebook user, you’ve no doubt learned by now the bra colors of most of the women in your friends list, who posted said colors as part of a viral campaign allegedly aimed to raise breast cancer
Mama Drama
This post inspired a new feature (like... →
Mama Drama
This post inspired a new feature (like Mom’s Gold Star, Comment Of The Week, Kid’s Revenge, etc.), and it’s called Mama Drama. A submission is classified as Mama Drama if the…
'Tis The Season For Winter Snobs [Cold Shoulder] →
You know how whenever it’s really cold, some asshole always claims “this is nothing” compared to where he’s from? Well, the BBC has interviewed a bunch of those assholes. Some people profiled…
NO, I WON PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! →
You sure? Because Mardi Gras was last night and I found a six-nippled bra on the street.
Squee! Spotter:dunno source via Daily Squee
Beer Squirrel Prefers Bud →
Submitted by: Cyberkedi via Submission Page
Law Firm Name Fail →
Shared by Ryan
I know these guys, they are lawyers here in Mobile. Too funny.
Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: Mason via Fail Uploader
Snark-itti →
We can’t all be Banksy, but sometimes all it takes is a small, well-placed bit of vandalism to brighten your day. Take this example from Emily in Philadelphia:
Or this one, spotted by…
champagne cupcakes with sweet champagne... →
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Bird-On-Bird Crime [Renaissance Faire] →
A Welsh town will use hawks to stop seagulls attacking shoppers, which apparently happens up to 30 times a day. Best part: the hawks’ handlers will wear medieval outfits. [Telegraph]
Oklahoma: Homo-hating Sally Kern now turns to... →
by Pam Spaulding
“I am not saying everyone has to be Christian; this is not a homogenous nation. What you have to be is someone who believes in a Judeo-Christian ethic, in other…
Obama Names First Transgender Presidential... →
Today Amanda Simpson was appointed to be a technical advisor at the Commerce Department, making her the first openly transgender presidential appointee. “I hope that I will soon be one of…
V Gives The World A Plus-Size Shoot Not Afraid To... →
Shared by Mary
OMG, can I please look like Tara Lynn when I get fat?
We were perplexed when our first glimpse of V magazine’s plus-size Spring issue revealed questionable styling…
Why this debate won’t be settled already →
by Amanda Marcotte Okay, color me amused. There was a time when the standard feminist response to new evidence demonstrating that the G spot doesn’t exist—-at least in the sense of being a…
SMSSimplePartyClutch.pdf (application/pdf Object) →
Simon’s Cat meets Maru!?! →
You thought it could only happen in your dreams.
Mary G. sent over this slice ‘n’ diced mashup video by Happy Toaster.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
Scientists Say "G-Spot" Doesn't Actually Exist... →
According to a study out of King’s College, London, the legendary g-spot, source of a million Cosmo articles and bad jokes ending with “am I right, ladies?”, is actually a total myth with no…
Will The Anti-Smoking Backlash Bring Smoking Back... →
It’s almost impossible to remember a time when one was asked whether they’d prefer the smoking or non-smoking section—these days, most places don’t give the option, thanks to anti-smoking bans that went into effect over the last decade.
December 2009
40 posts
Soap Opera [Impurell] →
Confirming what we’ve always suspected, a new study shows that hand sanitizers only reduce bacteria by 46-60%. Use soap and water — or just give up and wallow in filth. [UPI.com]
Don’t feed the cat (or the trolls) →
Hey, so do you remember hearing about how crazy cat ladies might be explained by the Toxoplasma parasite? (No? Then listen to this episode of Radiolab. It’s pretty awesome.) Well, Toxo may or…
Kanye interrupts this note →
I was really hoping this would die before I’d get around to posting about it, but more than four months later, it appears the “Imma Let You Finish” meme is still chuggin’ along. I’m gonna chalk it…
Buddha-the-Golden-Retriever →
Buddha is a super sweet puppy! He is a hyper and energetic pup! He is scared of vacuum cleaners, kitties, and baths. Buddha’s strongest point is licking. He really will lick you to death! He…
Finley-the-Golden-Retriever →
The second I wake up I run to the kitchen to wait for my mom to make me breakfast. Some days it seems like she is being slow on purpose! After that I play in my backyard or go on a walk. On my…
YouTube - The Fireplace Video - Widescreen HQ - HD... →
This time, management has gone too far. →
Sure, we’ve seen notices like this one before…although they’re usually from parts of the world with much more questionable plumbing than you’d find (as Jason did) in Northern Virginia.
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Milo-the-Golden-Retriever- →
Milo is my family’s third golden retriever. It has been four years since our last one, MacArthur, passed away. It is such a joy to have Milo in my family. He is always so playful and upbeat….
Sugar Cube Building →
Photo Courtesy of Martha Stewart Living Ok. I’ve been wanting for years to build cute little cugar cube cottages or a rustic castle or perhaps even an igloo. Decided this year…
Shock And Aw [Surprise Party] →
This little guy became an internet superstar when his owners posted the video “Surprised Kitty” to YouTube, but the Gothamist explains that his reaction is nothing special, just the …
4 Reasons The Douchebag Has Jumped The Shark [Bag... →
While we’re on the subject of language, I’d like to point out that both the word “douchebag” and the concept it stands for are, like, totally over. After the jump, four reasons why. 1….
mid-century modern furniture hoops →
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Pre-Bitten Gingerbread Men →
Run, run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me - I’m the gingerbread man!
The gingerbread men that come out of my oven aren’t all that fast, so I can tell you exactly what happens when…
We Have Now Passed Ridiculous. Next Stop: Absurd. →
Let me guess. You’re making a Bundt cake.
Harebrained submission, Emily B.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bunnies, Disapproval
The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need... →
Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is “Vokka, Jesus, and revenge.” He portrays the men of the…
family portraits tm →
rubistudios has added a photo to the pool: